Dear Lex's Lurgie,
Please can you go away now, I quite like having my voice thank you very much. I especially like being able to have soup without it hurting to swallow and being able to concentrate on anything apart from earache...
You are making me extremely ratty and bad company today which is making me have a face like thunder, not great for being at work I can tell you!
I am bored of you lurgie, please leave me alone.
Mardy Poorly Lex